With the door

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a
courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking
along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian
lawyers with his truck as he sped by.


One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a
ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer
walking along the side of the road.


Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he
remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump"
and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.


He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that
lawyer."


And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the
door."