Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers In Court


Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Ass...

From the Far Side


The Far Side From the Far Side Calander:


Pi...

heaven


Following a distinguished legal career, a man ...

Meals on Wheels


A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met t...

Know When YOU'RE


Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exa...

Plumbers


A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called...

Eight hours


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
...

Moral Dilemma?


A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle h...

In the courtroom...


A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd...

Still a virgin


"Father, how am I going to tell my husband tha...

Get him off me or i'll sue!


Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a ...

There was a man


There was a man who bught a cigar. He went to ...

honest lawyer


Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One...

Cemetry


Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the ceme...

A pick pocket


A pick pocket was up in court for a series of ...

Two lawyers were walking along


Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a c...

lying


How can you tell that an attorney is about to ...

Sorry Sister


A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swer...

Making Babies


A mom of an 8 year old boy was awaiting her so...

Good News/Bad News for the chair


A lawyer walks into his client's death row cel...

Solving a dispute


Two little squirrels were walking along in the...

Eternal Marriage


On their way to a justice of the peace to get ...

What is Contingency


An indigent client who had been injured in an ...

Four times


Attorney: Mrs. Smith, do you believe you are e...

A Marriage Made In Heaven


A young couple in love were in an automobile a...