Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Lawyer at beach


Two lawyers are walking on the beach. A lovely...

Lawyer quickies 7


Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't...

Two questions


"You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $5...

Defence Lawyers


When a person assists a criminal in breaking t...

Legalese


Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two ...

Virgin wife


A recently married couple retire to their hone...

Lawyers appeal


Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client�s c...

A lawyers tomstone.


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend as...

Disco


Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, we...

Buckle Up


An airliner was having engine trouble, and the...

Prison Cell Graffiti


For a good time, hire a hooker,For a lot of ti...

Guilty


In questioning potential jurors for an upcomin...

A lawyer is bombing along


A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his ...

Asking for legal advice


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

Lawyers


A man calls his lawyers office. When the recep...

dead snake


What is the difference between a dead snake in...

Strange


A lawyer named 'Strange' was shopping for a to...

Consultation


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beeli...

Old Age Eyesight


The old man was a witness in a burglary trial....

Brooklyn Lawyer


A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully def...

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

Swat in the Head


A friend sent me the following portion of a tr...

Difference Between M


1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A...

Free Man


A lawyer says to his client during jury delibe...

Compromising the case


At the height of a political corruption trial,...