A lawyer is bombing along the moterwat in his brand new Ferarri F50. All of a sudden he loses control of the vehicle and drives onto the wrong side of the road. He has a head-on collision with a lorry. A passer-by saw the accident and phoned for an ambulance. The lawyers car was smashed up. When the paramedics arrived they found the lawyer through the windshield. The lawyer was screaming,''oh no! My car,my car!'' The paramedic replied,'' I don't think you should worried about your car sir, your arm has come clean of.''
The lawyer shouted,''oh no my Rolex, my Rolex!''
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