A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by the arm. "Young man, where are your scruples? Isn't there anyone too low for you to defend?"
"I don't know, " Ernie says, "What have you done?"
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