Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Canadian knock-knock joke

*Knock knock.*

**Who's there?**

*Sorry.*

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey.

Knock knock,

Who's there?

NOT JEFFREY

A guy wants to test his son's IQ

Dad : "Knock knock."
Son: "dad, someone's knock...

Why did Sally fall off the Swing??

Because She had no arms......

Knock Knock

Who...

Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock

Who's there

Europe

Europe who?

No, you're a ...

My knock, knock joke

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

The Doctor.

Doctor...

Dr. Who knock knock joke

Knock knock


Who is it?



**Doctor.**



D...

Knock knock

*Who's there?*

Who.

*To who?*

(cough, straig...

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "I got up."

"I got up who?"

"In that case, the bathroom's ...

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."


"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


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Knock Knock

"Who's there?"
"Dunno, but i do know its not Mi...

Knock knock. Whose their?

The grammar police.

A time traveler.

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Knock knock ...

Who's there?
Any.
Any who?
Come in, Canadian!

Some of my favourites. Warning: Wrong.

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Knock knock

The game

Make a child's day - elementary school appropriate jokes, please...

My favorites, unknown originators: knock, knoc...

Knock Knock

"Who's there?"
"Kelly Clarkson boo"
"Kelly Clar...

Knock knock

Whos there?

Meg Whites most complex drum beat.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock?
Whos There?
Imaja /
Imaja who ?

O...

Knock knock

Who's there? A broken Pencil. A broken Pencil w...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Control freak -- now YOU say, "Co...