Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock - Thea who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
...

Knock Knock - Thelma who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma w...

Knock Knock - Thelonius who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelo...

Knock Knock - Thedore who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedor...

Knock Knock - Hugo who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
...

Knock Knock - Hyman who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hyman!
Hyman who...

Knock Knock - Ice cream who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice c...

Knock Knock - Walnuts who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walnuts!
Walnuts...

Knock Knock - Waiter who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wah!
Wah who?
...

Knock Knock - Waiter who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waiter!
Waiter w...

Knock Knock - Wallace who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wallace!
Wallace...

Knock Knock - Walter Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walter!
Walter w...

Knock Knock - Wanda who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who...

Knock Knock - Wannetta who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wannetta!
Wannet...

Knock Knock - Warner who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warner!
Warner w...

Knock Knock - Guinea who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinea!
Guinea w...

Knock Knock - Guinevere who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere!
Guine...

Knock Knock - Gus who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
...

Knock Knock - Guthrie who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie...

Knock Knock- Iris Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
...

Knock Knock - Isaac who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who...

Knock knock - Stupid Who?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who...