Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock - Theresa who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa wh...

Knock Knock - Cozy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Co...

Knock Knock - Irma who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Ir...

knock knock - Dooby Doobid who?

Knock-knock...

Who's there?

Dooby Doobid....

Knock Knock - Dustin Hoffman who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dustin Hoffman!
...

Knock Knock - Gorky who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorky!
Gorky who...

Knock Knock - Gretel who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!...

Knock knock - Hewlett who?

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Hewlett."
...

Knock Knock - Tripoli who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli...

Knock Knock - Stopwatch who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopw...

Knock Knock - Holly who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
...

Knock Knock - Amish who?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish wh...

Knock Knock - Kit who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kit!
Kit who?
Kit ...

Knock Knock - Olivia who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?...

Knock Knock - Woody who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody!
Woody who?
...

Knock Knock - Fanny who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
...

Knock Knock - Rona who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Ro...

Knock Knock - Zinka who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zinka!
Zinka who?
...

Knock Knock - Turkey who?

Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Turkey.
Turkey ...

Knock Knock - Fresno who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?...

Knock Knock - Omelet who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?...

Knock Knock - Raoul who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raoul!
Raoul who?
...

Knock Knock - Nana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Na...

Knock Knock - Hutch who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who?
...

Knock Knock - Maria who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maria!
Maria who?
...