Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Cause' freedom rings
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Cause' freedom rings
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Not Katherine.
'Why?'
To get to the idiots house!
(Immediately...
Who's there?
YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands it's...
-Honda.
-Honda who?
-*Honda the wings of love*♫
Knock knock....
Who's there?....
Whale....
W...
- Who's there?
- Dingo!
- Dingo who?
- MANDI...
Ach who - Bless you!
Why did sally fall of the swing?
Because she ...
* "Knock knock"
* "Who's there?"
* "Interruptin...
Knock knock
Who's there
Little old lady
Little...
It's "to whom."
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ebola.
Ebola who?
Ebow...
* Who's there?
* Freep
* Freep Who?
* No thanks!
Who is it?
Daisy
Daisy whom?
Daysi me rollin...
Who's there?
*sigh* Mormons...
Knock knock
who dere
not robin williams
"Who's there"
Knock knock
"Who's there"
The ...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
*The chicken.*
To get to the other si--
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis d**k f...
* Knock knock.
* "Who's there?"
* "M. Night Shy...
I thought you said you'd never forget!
Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
YO...