Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Katherine lost both her arms in an accident.

Knock knock.

Whose there?

Not Katherine.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Why?'
To get to the idiots house!
(Immediately...

Knock knock

Who's there?


YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Knock Knock..

Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands it's...

Knock knock

-Honda.

-Honda who?

-*Honda the wings of love*♫

Knock knock....

Knock knock....

Who's there?....

Whale....

W...

Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Dingo!

- Dingo who?

- MANDI...

Sally Jokes

Why did sally fall of the swing?

Because she ...

"GET IT!?"

* "Knock knock"
* "Who's there?"
* "Interruptin...

stupid knock knock joke

Knock knock
Who's there
Little old lady
Little...

ebola jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ebola.
Ebola who?
Ebow...

Knock knock...

* Who's there?
* Freep
* Freep Who?
* No thanks!

Knock knock

Who is it?

Daisy

Daisy whom?

Daysi me rollin...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

*sigh* Mormons...

GUESS WHAT

Knock knock
who dere

not robin williams

Knock knock

"Who's there"
Knock knock
"Who's there"

The ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

*The chicken.*

How many ADHD sufferers does it take to...

To get to the other si--

Knock knock.

Knock Knock?

Who is there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis d**k f...

If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke.

* Knock knock.
* "Who's there?"
* "M. Night Shy...

Knock Knock! "Who's there?" "9/11." "9/11, who?..."

I thought you said you'd never forget!

Some dark humor...

Knock knock

Who's there?

9/11

9/11 who?

YO...