Some of my favourites. Warning: Wrong.

Q. Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?
A. Everywhere

Q. Why did little Benny fall of the swings?
A. He had no arms.

1. Knock Knock.
2. Whose there?
1. Not little Benny

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