Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because he is the one who knocks.

Heard this one from my little brother. Poor Timmy...


Him: Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: wh...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ana

Ana who?

Ana gonna tell you

Poor Sally!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she...

"Knock knock"

If you hear knocking come from your screen then...

Knock, knock jokes

You know, the person who made knock knock jokes...

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"santa"

"santa who?"

"santand...

Polish math prodigy

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Polish math prodigy...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Syd"

"Syd who?"

"Dys Leiax"

Wanna hear a joke?

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?" ...

Knock knock.

Mailman.

Told to me by my 8 year old daughter:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Awkward silence.
A...

Another joke from my daughter

Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why...

Susie

1 - Why did Susie fall off the swing?
2 - Becau...

Boo

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Boo!"

"Boo wh...

Joke from my daughter

Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Wh...

A years worth of jokes

Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...

Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... "Knock Knock"...

Me: who's there?
Her: Orange
Me: Orange Who?
He...

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Dunup

Dunup who?

Another Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Autch

Autch-Who?...

Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin.

Knock knock.
**Who's there?**
Pol...

Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid:

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

D...

Repetitive Knock-Knock Joke

*Shini: Knock-knock!*
**Juno: No solicitors! G...