My favorites, unknown originators: knock, knock (who's there)
Soup (soup who)
Soup-er "insert child's name"
What did 0 say to 8? Hey, nice belt!
Hey, it smells like up-dog in here
(what's up-dog?)
Not much, man. What's up with you?
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