Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock - Sicily who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?...

Knock Knock - Sherwood who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwo...

Knock Knock - Lime who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
...

Knock Knock - Lincoln who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lincoln!
Lincoln...

Knock Knock - Isabella who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabella!
Isabella ...

Knock Knock - Jamaican who?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamai...

Knock Knock - Opera who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
...

Knock Knock - Juicy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
...

Knock Knock - Ether Bunny who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ether,
Ether Wh...

Knock Knock - House who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House!
House who...

Knock Knock - Gus who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus ...

Knock Knock - Douglas who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Douglas!
Douglas...

Knock Knock - Hot Air who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hot Air!
Hot Air...

Knock Knock - Odysseus who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus ...

Knock Knock - Whitney who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Whitney!
Whitney wh...

Knock Knock - Henrietta who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henri...

Knock Knock - Hepburn who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn...

Knock Knock - Wafer who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wafer!
Wafer who...

Knock Knock - Cher who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Ch...

Knock Knock - Viscount who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Viscount!
Viscount ...

Knock Knock - Wash who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wash!
Wash who?
Wa...

Knock Knock - Egypt who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who...

Knock Knock - Thayer who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer w...

Knock Knock - Laos who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laos!
Laos who?
La...

Knock Knock - Narniya who?

Knock, knock
Who is it?
Narniya
Narniya...