Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock - Grant who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grant!
Grant who...

Knock Knock - Tsongas who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas...

Knock Knock - Tuna who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
...

Knock Knock - Tunis who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who...

Knock Knock - Turin who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who...

Knock Knock - Stu who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
...

Knock Knock - Sue who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
...

Knock Knock - Sultan who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan w...

Knock Knock - Summertime who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summ...

Knock Knock - Shirley who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley...

Knock Knock - Sid who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
...

Knock Knock - Simon who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who...

Knock Knock - Lion who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
...

Knock Knock - Lionel who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lionel!
Lionel w...

Knock Knock - Lisa who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
...

Knock Knock - House boy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House boy!
House...

Knock Knock - Howard who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard w...

Knock Knock - Howard who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard w...

Knock Knock - Herman who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman w...

Knock Knock - Hiawatha who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawat...

Knock Knock - Hiram who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who...

Knock Knock - Elaine who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elaine!
Elaine w...

Knock Knock - Eileen who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen!
Eileen w...

Knock Knock - Elektra who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elektra!
Elektra...

Knock Knock - Elias who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elias!
Elias who...