Knock-Knock joke my wife came up with near the end of our 10 hour road trip

Knock-Knock

Who's There?

P.

P Who?

No, not P Who, P.U.!

I'm sure someone somewhere has probably thought of this before but we thought it was hilarious at the time. :)
*edited for formatting

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