Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock Knock Jokes

Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit)

So Knock Knock

Knock knock...

From my 5 year old: Knock knock!

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

My 8-year-old got me with this one.

Little Old Lady

For those with kids who love Frozen.....

Knock Knock

Knock knock.....

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Knock knock...

Knock Knock, Islam

Knock knock

Two cops come to a guy's door

A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK..

Here's a terrible joke I heard on the radio.

Knock knock.

Jokes about Dad's new glasses

knock knock...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Knock knock.

9/11 joke