Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

I have a great knock-knock joke...

but you have to start it.

Knock knock

Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your cu...

knock knock.

Who's there?

Lee

Lee who?

No, Lee hao.

*Knock Knock* "Who's there ?"

The Pilot let me in

Knock Knock

PennyKnockKnockPennyKnockKnockPennyPennyKnockKn...

Knock knock.

*Yodelayhe

Knock Knock. [My C#@&]

Who's there?
Mike.
Mike Who?!
Mike Och

Italian Knock knock

Knock a knock -
who's there -
Ayatollah -
Ayat...

knock knock

Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood li...

So a cow and a pig are hanging out

So a cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig ge...

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Horton.

Horton, w...

Knock knock (six year old told me this one)

Who's there?

Poop

Poop who?

Poop in your fac...

knock knock ! Who's there ? The cops. The cops who ?

"I'm sorry to tell you m'am but your son has pa...

"Why did Sally fall off the swings?"

"Because she has no arms."

"Knock knock"

"Wh...

Pokemon Knock-Knock Joke...

Must be spoken out loud to work:

Knock Knock.....

Knock knock...

*Who's there?*

Dwain.

*Dwain who?*

Dwain the...

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"A law"

"A law who?"

"Allahu ...

Knock Knock

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Eat mop

Eat mop wh...

Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish]

"Whos there?"
"Wilma"
"Wilma whom?"
"Wilma Dick...

Baby's first knock knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

HaHa! You're never ...

Voldemort: Knock Knock

Harry potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know...

[Request] Looking for some pick-up line-esque jokes.

I love a good joke, much like you guys may, and...

*knock knock*

"Are you a Jehovah's Witness"?

A knock knock jokes for y'all leaving for summer vacation...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo Who?
Woohoo! ...

An English teacher tells a knock knock joke

Teacher: Knock Knock


Student: Who's there?


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