I have a great knock-knock joke...
but you have to start it.
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
but you have to start it.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your cu...
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
No, Lee hao.
The Pilot let me in
PennyKnockKnockPennyKnockKnockPennyPennyKnockKn...
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Who's there?
Mike.
Mike Who?!
Mike Och
Knock a knock -
who's there -
Ayatollah -
Ayat...
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood li...
So a cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig ge...
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Horton.
Horton, w...
Who's there?
Poop
Poop who?
Poop in your fac...
"I'm sorry to tell you m'am but your son has pa...
"Because she has no arms."
"Knock knock"
"Wh...
Must be spoken out loud to work:
Knock Knock.....
*Who's there?*
Dwain.
*Dwain who?*
Dwain the...
"Who's there?"
"A law"
"A law who?"
"Allahu ...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Eat mop
Eat mop wh...
"Whos there?"
"Wilma"
"Wilma whom?"
"Wilma Dick...
Knock knock
Who's there?
HaHa! You're never ...
Harry potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know...
I love a good joke, much like you guys may, and...
"Are you a Jehovah's Witness"?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo Who?
Woohoo! ...
Teacher: Knock Knock
Student: Who's there?
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