I love a good joke, much like you guys may, and I'm looking for a specific kind. I want jokes that are very euphemistic in nature that could be told to a girl at a bar, or a guy at a bar, or a whatever at a wherever. I found an older thread (link below) that didn't have much help, so I'm hoping bumping the topic up would help me find more.
Here are the ones that I've managed to find:
1. The "Two flies are in a jar...fuck me and I'll tell you." joke is an all-time favorite.
2. Knock knock. Who's there? May I come in. May I come in who? May I come in you.
3. "[Wanna come to my house and watch porn...on my 72 inch flatscreen mirror?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/253so9/flirty_sex_jokes_eh/chf0k6e)" (Thanks to /u/Boosty454 for that one.)
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