Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock

John: knock knock

Nana: Who's there?

John: Jo...

Knock Knock

Who's there...
Little Boy Blue...
Little Boy Bl...

I'm sorry guys

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doe...

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“The pilot. Let me in”

Knock Knock

Coachella: Knock Knock

Me: Who's there?

Coach...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Shi Huang Di

Shi Huang Di Who?

...

A knock-knock joke

Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Pleas...

Knock knock.

Whose there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Oh. You watch ...

Knock knock

Who's there

A gorgon.

A gorgon who?

420 gaz...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceed...

Read out loud for full affect

* "Knock knock"

* "Who's there"

* "I eat mop...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Coconuts.

Cocounts who?

Cocunut...

I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness

This one time she got mad at me, because she to...

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.


Knock knock...
[wh...

The police came to my door....

Police: Knock Knock

Me: Who is it?

Police: I...

Knock knock. Who's there?

The pilot, let me in!





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Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Wu.

Wu who ?

Wooohoooohoo!!

Knock Knock. Who's there?

No, he's on first.

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When Police Knock On Your Door

Police: Knock Knock
Me: Who is it?
Police: ...