Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock knock

Come in



Sorry ????

Why did the chicken cross the road?

... To get to your house.

Knock Knock

*Who's ...

Hodor joke

(Knock knock)
Who's there?
Hodor.
Hodor who?
Ho...

knock knock

for the watch

Knock Knock.

*Who's There?*

A Kid!

*A Kid Who?*

A kid who...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the idiot.

Knock knock

*Who's there?*
...

Knock Knock

"Who's there?", Jeff thought.

Jeff thought, "W...

KNOCK KNOCK

Who's there?

I'm

I'm who?

Hi Who, I'm Daniel

A police joke

knock knock

Knock Knock..Whos there?

Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!

Knock knock. This may not be

This may not be a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
F...

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Eat map.

Eat map who?

NO THANKS!

A knock knock joke from Westeros

Knock knock
Who's there?
Hodor.
Hodor who?
...H...

Knock Knock

Who's there

CD

CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS

*ha*...

Knock Knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cows

Cows who?

Cow...

Knock knock

new fone who dis

Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister)

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don'...