What don't homeless people get?
Knock knock jokes
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Knock knock jokes
Because freedom rings!
A Jehovah's Witness.
Two wee chaps
Come in
Sorry ????
... To get to your house.
Knock Knock
*Who's ...
(Knock knock)
Who's there?
Hodor.
Hodor who?
Ho...
Okay, you start it.
for the watch
Saddam who?
*Seen*
*Who's There?*
A Kid!
*A Kid Who?*
A kid who...
To see the idiot.
Knock knock
*Who's there?*
...
"Who's there?", Jeff thought.
Jeff thought, "W...
Who's there?
I'm
I'm who?
Hi Who, I'm Daniel
knock knock
Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!
This may not be a funny joke.
Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
F...
Who's there?
Eat map.
Eat map who?
NO THANKS!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hodor.
Hodor who?
...H...
Who's there
CD
CD who?
C DEEZ NUTS
*ha*...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
Cow...
new fone who dis
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don'...