Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock - Iran who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
...

Knock Knock - Lettuce who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuc...

Knock Knock - Irene who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who...

Will u remember me?


Me: Will u remember me in a second?
Somebody ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic...

Knock Knock - Lloyd who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Marion!Marion who?Marion on


Knock KnockWho's there?Marion!Marion who?Mario...

Knock KnockWho's there?Idaho!Idaho who?Idaho'd the


Knock KnockWho's there?Idaho!Idaho who?Idaho'd...

Knock KnockWho's there?Celery!Celery who?Celery me


Knock KnockWho's there?Celery!Celery who?Celer...

Knock KnockWho's there?Wicked!Wicked who?Wicked make


Knock KnockWho's there?Wicked!Wicked who?Wicke...

Knock KnockWho's there?Marmalade!Marmalade who?Marmalade me


Knock KnockWho's there?Marmalade!Marmalade who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Wilma!Wilma who?Wilma lunch


Knock KnockWho's there?Wilma!Wilma who?Wilma l...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo round


Knock KnockWho's there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo r...

Knock KnockWho's there?Weevil!Weevil who?Weevil work


Knock KnockWho's there?Weevil!Weevil who?Weevi...

Knock KnockWho's there?Moose!Moose who?Moose you


Knock KnockWho's there?Moose!Moose who?Moose y...

Knock KnockWho's there?Maura!Maura who?The Maura


Knock KnockWho's there?Maura!Maura who?The Mau...

Knock Knock - Mike who?

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Mike...
Mike who...

Knock Knock - Neal who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Ne...

Knock Knock - Violet who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Violet!
Violet who?...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
...

Knock Knock - Atch who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bl...

Knock Knock - Alvin who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alvin!
Alvin who!
...

Knock Knock - Paula who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
...

Knock Knock - Chad who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Ch...

Easter Bunny


Knock-knock
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter who...