Will u remember me?


Me: Will u remember me in a second?
Somebody else: Yes
Me: Will u remember me in a minute?
Somebody else: Yes
Me: Will u remember me in a hour?
Somebody else: yes
Me: Will u remember me in a month?
Somebody else: yes
Me: Will u remember me in a year?
Somebody else: yes
Me: Another year?
Somebody else: yes


Me: Knock, knock


Somebody else: Whos there?


Me: Horseridertiff


And then somebody else says: Horseridertiff who?


Then me says: I thought u would remember me!


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Because u said will u remember me in a minute and the rest of the stuff.

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