Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock Knock - Scold who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold!
Scold who?
...

Knock Knock - Diploma who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma wh...

Knock Knock - India who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
...

Knock Knock - Agatha who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?...

Knock Knock - Kenya who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
...

Knock Knock - Hacienda who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda ...

Knock Knock - Go to the door!

"Knock Knock"
"who's there?"
"I dunno..go to ...

Knock Knock - Hiram who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
...

Knock Knock - Isaiah who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?...

Knock Knock - Alfred who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!...

Knock Knock - Zone who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zone!
Zone who?
Zo...

Knock Knock - Hugh who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
...

Knock Knock - Arthur who?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur ...

Knock Knock - Lilac who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
...

Knock Knock - Galway who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Galway!
Galway who!...

Knock Knock - Old lady who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady w...

Knock Knock - Hominy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?...

Knock Knock - Walt Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walt!
Walt who?
...

Knock Knock - Howard who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?...

Knock Knock - Chile who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
...

Knock Knock - William who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
William!
William wh...

Knock Knock - Mata who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Ma...

Knock Knock - Cash who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Ca...

Knock Knock - Warren who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warren!
Warren who?...

Knock Knock - Gretel little Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel w...