Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Zizi!Zizi who?Zizi when


Knock KnockWho's there?Zizi!Zizi who?Zizi when...

Knock KnockWho's there?Uriah!Uriah who?Keep Uriah


Knock KnockWho's there?Uriah!Uriah who?Keep Ur...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maine!
Maine who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Gertie!Gertie who!Gertie laundry!


Knock KnockWho's there?Gertie!Gertie who!Gerti...

Knock KnockWho's there?Walter!Walter who?Walter-wall carpeting!


Knock KnockWho's there?Walter!Walter who?Walte...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jilly!Jilly who!Jilly out


Knock KnockWho's there?Jilly!Jilly who!Jilly o...

Little boy blue


Knock Knock!


Who's There?


Little boy blue!...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lillian!Lillian who?Lillian the


Knock KnockWho's there?Lillian!Lillian who?Lil...

Knock KnockWho's there?Mickey!Mickey who?Mickey is


Knock KnockWho's there?Mickey!Mickey who?Micke...

Knock KnockWho's there?Minerva!Minerva who?Minerva-s wreck


Knock KnockWho's there?Minerva!Minerva who?Min...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bolton!Bolton who?Bolton the


Knock KnockWho's there?Bolton!Bolton who?Bolto...

Maddam


Knock!Knock!
Whose there?


Maddam!


Madda...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
E...

Knock KnockWho's there?Burton!Burton who?Burton in


Knock KnockWho's there?Burton!Burton who?Burto...

Knock KnockWho's there?Vassar girl!Vassar girl


Knock KnockWho's there?Vassar girl!Vassar girl...

Knock KnockWho's there?Swede!Swede who?Swede smell


Knock KnockWho's there?Swede!Swede who?Swede s...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max...

Police


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Police.


Police...

Joe


Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Joe.
Joe Who?
J...

Clinton's Back!


Knock Knock..........


Who's there?


Monica....

Knock KnockWho's there?Sabina!Sabina who?Sabina a


Knock KnockWho's there?Sabina!Sabina who?Sabin...

Knock KnockWho's there?Kim!Kim who?Kim too


Knock KnockWho's there?Kim!Kim who?Kim too lat...

Knock KnockWho's there?Wah!Wah who?Well you


Knock KnockWho's there?Wah!Wah who?Well you do...

Knock Knock


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