Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Owls?


Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
HOOOOO.
HOOOOO wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Diesel!Diesel who?Diesel teach


Knock KnockWho's there?Diesel!Diesel who?Diese...

Knock KnockWho's there?Roxie!Roxie who?Roxie horrow


Knock KnockWho's there?Roxie!Roxie who?Roxie h...

Knock KnockWho's there?Figs!Figs who?Figs the


Knock KnockWho's there?Figs!Figs who?Figs the ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Conyers!Conyers who?Conyers please


Knock KnockWho's there?Conyers!Conyers who?Con...

Knock KnockWho's there?Disk!Disk who?Disk is


Knock KnockWho's there?Disk!Disk who?Disk is r...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lucerne!Lucerne who?Lucerne some


Knock KnockWho's there?Lucerne!Lucerne who?Luc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Othello!Othello who?Othello you


Knock KnockWho's there?Othello!Othello who?Oth...

Knock Knock 40


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Congo!
Congo who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Bach!Bach who?Bach of


Knock KnockWho's there?Bach!Bach who?Bach of s...

Knock KnockWho's there?Malcolm!Malcolm who?Malcome you


Knock KnockWho's there?Malcolm!Malcolm who?Mal...

Knock KnockWho's there?Boo!Boo who?Don't cry


Knock KnockWho's there?Boo!Boo who?Don't cry i...

Knock KnockWho's there?Cologne!Cologne who?Cologne me


Knock KnockWho's there?Cologne!Cologne who?Col...

Knock KnockWho's there?Hugo!Hugo who!Hugo your


Knock KnockWho's there?Hugo!Hugo who!Hugo your...

Knock KnockWho's there?Yuri!Yuri who?Yuri great


Knock KnockWho's there?Yuri!Yuri who?Yuri grea...

Knock


Knock-knock
Who's there?


Honeycomb


hone...

Butternut


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Butternut.


But...

Knock KnockWho's there?Laverne!Laverne who?Laverne of


Knock KnockWho's there?Laverne!Laverne who?Lav...

Knock KnockWho's there?Zsa Zsa!Zsa Zsa


Knock KnockWho's there?Zsa Zsa!Zsa Zsa who?Zsa...

The cow joke


man: Knock Knock whos there cows go boy:cows g...

Knock KnockWho's there?Oswald!Oswald who?Oswald my


Knock KnockWho's there?Oswald!Oswald who?Oswal...

Police


Knock-Knock.
Who is there?
Police.
Police w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ginastera!Ginastera who!Ginastera at


Knock KnockWho's there?Ginastera!Ginastera who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Xenia!Xenia who?Xenia stealing


Knock KnockWho's there?Xenia!Xenia who?Xenia s...

Knock KnockWho's there?Whoopi!Whoopi who?Whoopi cushion!


Knock KnockWho's there?Whoopi!Whoopi who?Whoop...