Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!
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