Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn't do your homework!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mali!
Mali who?
Mali Brown!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manitoba!
Manitoba who?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here!
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