Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Freighter!Freighter who?Freighter open


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Knock KnockWho's there?Candice!Candice who?Candice get


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Grandma


Knock Knock!
Who is it?
Grandma!
Grandma wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Passion!Passion who?Passion through


Knock KnockWho's there?Passion!Passion who?Pas...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dummy!Dummy who?Dummy a


Knock KnockWho's there?Dummy!Dummy who?Dummy a...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brewster!
Brewster...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kyoto!
Kyoto who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Giovanni!Giovanni who!Giovanni go


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Knock KnockWho's there?Barbara!Barbara who?Barbara black


Knock KnockWho's there?Barbara!Barbara who?Bar...

Knock KnockWho's there?France!France who?France of


Knock KnockWho's there?France!France who?Franc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Cecil!Cecil who?Cecil have


Knock KnockWho's there?Cecil!Cecil who?Cecil h...

Ape


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ape.
Ape who?
Yo...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa w...

Roses are red


Knock Knock


whos there


roses are red vil...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yachts!
Yachts who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Zoom!Zoom who?Zoom did


Knock KnockWho's there?Zoom!Zoom who?Zoom did ...

Artichoke


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Artichoke.


Art...

Done till' DEATH


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wodenwannabey.
Wo...

Knock knocky


Ok, so this isn't really a knock knock joke bu...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
B...

The blonde


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Knock KnockWho's there?Vera!Vera who?Vera all


Knock KnockWho's there?Vera!Vera who?Vera all ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Teresa!Teresa who?Teresa green!


Knock KnockWho's there?Teresa!Teresa who?Teres...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tyrone!Tyrone who?Tyrone shoelaces!


Knock KnockWho's there?Tyrone!Tyrone who?Tyron...