Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Henry Charlie and George


Henry was placed againt the wall and just befo...

A contradiction in terms:...


A contradiction in terms:


Visual COBOL

The Department of Motor Vehicles


After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long l...

Where fools rush in


A fire started on some grassland near a farm i...

Funny Conversations


BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
G...

Stupid


your so stupid ur stupid

Witch Fly is WITCH?


One day a guy was bored then his friend called...

I heard that people are getting laid off at...


I heard that people are getting laid off at IB...

Florida Newspaper


The following was taken from a Florida newspap...

The preacher and the lawnmower


A preacher was making his rounds to his parish...

The Top 14 New Euphemisms for "Stupid"


[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]


[ Copyri...

Ice cream


An abulance driver was driving through a stree...

Positively negative


A linguistics professor was lecturing his clas...

Programmers only deal with non-programmers...


Programmers only deal with non-programmers bec...

Three Aggies and A Mushroom


There were three idiots and a mushroom. The fi...

Hunting Accident


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of t...

Tolkien spokien here....


Tolkien spokien here.

Irishman


why cant an irishman make icecubes?
He forget...

Three Blondes And A Brunette


One day,3 blondes and a brunette were hanging
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Don't look down!


A man lay spread out over three seats in the s...

Really dumb questions


1.How come stores open 24-7 have a lock?
2.Ho...

Idiot Chicken Farmer


An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, s...

Superbowl


A guy wins tickets to the Super Bowl in a char...

Can I Take His Place?


An atoorney telephoned the governor just after...

The Rabbi in Nidland (pretty silly)


In a village a long time ago there lived a peo...