Henry was placed againt the wall and just before the order to shoot was given,he yelled out "Earthquake!" The firing sqouad panicked.In confusion. Henry jumped over the wall and escaped Charlie was next, And while the squad reassembled , he ponderedwhat henry had done..Before they could shoot, he shouted, "Tornado!" again the sqouad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety. Last in line was George. He tought, I see the pattern here.Just scream out a disaster and hope over the wall.As the firing squad raised their rifles and took aim George grinned smugly and yelled "FIRE!"
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