The Top 14 New Euphemisms for "Stupid"

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[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


14> Routinely outsmarted by cheese


13> Three experts short of an antitrust suit


12> Three-time Darwin Award winner


11> Keeps her brain in mint condition


10> A few planets short of a federation


9> Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world


8> Duh! on parade


7> Still cutting with rounded scissors


6> He's a T-1 line of pure stupid


5> At least one Brady short of a Bunch


4> Sharp as a donut


3> Has a vacancy at the Grey Matter Motel


2> T minus dumb and counting


1> "Good afternoon, Boulder Homicide"82