$20 million jackpot
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. ...
Jokes-for-nerds Jokes
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Takes All Kinds
A German, an Italian, and a goofy American we...
The FORCE is looking for a few good men....
The FORCE is looking for a few good men.
If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have...
If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to e...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking ...
The pope and the queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on ...
3 guys!
three guys are out in a bar and one of them ha...
Hillbillys and a sick donkey
One morning, a hillbilly went to feed his donk...
Innocent until proven stupid
After a two-week criminal trial in a very high...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My w...
Jungle Accident
Three men were flying on a plane over the jung...
Arthur C. Clarke was participating in a panel...
Arthur C. Clarke was participating in a panel ...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus mak...
"What did u take into the desert?"
A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went ...
Scientists think that equations approximate...
Scientists think that equations approximate th...
NEWS: Working With Idiots Can Kill You!
Thursday November 21, 2002
By KATE McCLARE
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You so blqack
you so black you got marked out of night schoo...
The Psychiatric Hotline
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
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Great Moments in Engineering
In an issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, ed...
Taking the Genera's Temprature
The general was confined to the military hospi...
Quick, Spock! Beam me out of here!...
Quick, Spock! Beam me out of here!
Top 8 ways to annoy people!
1) Walk up to any random person on the street ...
Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small,...
Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, bu...
PEP BOYS
THIS LADY WENT TO PEP BOYS SHE WAS NEXT IN LIN...