A guy wins tickets to the Super Bowl in a charity raffle.Best seats in the house... right on the 50 yard line and close to the field. As the game starts, he notices the seat next to him is empty.He comments to the man across the gap: 'this is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!'The man replies, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967.' 'Well, that's really sad, but still, you couldn't find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close relative?' 'No,' the man replies, 'They're all at the funeral.'
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