A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. 'In English,' he explained, 'a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However,' the professor continued, 'there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up. 'Yeah, right.'
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