3 robbers decide to break into a bank.
They get their big money sacks ready then they break into the bank. However, instead of seeing great big piles of cash they see little safes. They shrug and break into the safes.
'Hang on,' says one robber 'since when did a bank sell milk puddings?'
They shrugged and began to scoff all the milk puddings, then they went home on a full stomach.
Next morning the news headline is: Sperm bank robbed!
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