Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Officer Involved Shooting


An old lady noticed that she was about out of ...

Betting


There were two guys sitting in a plane. The on...

Biology Test


A biology major was taking a cell biology cour...

Ur so dumb


ur so dumb you tried to sit in the corner of a...

Darwin Award Winner


The Darwin Awards


The annual honor given to...

Bolstering your resume... Maybe...


Bob was applying for a job at an accounting ag...

Your stupid


Know wander you did so bad...Your stupid

Rude


why did mr hupty push mrs hupty of the wall? ...

Your muma so supid


your muma so supid she sits on the tv and watc...

Thirteen!


A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fen...

Moose Hunting


Roscoe and his friend went moose hunting every...

By the Lantern Light


The crofter's wife went into labor in the midd...

John


One day John was at the doctor trying to quit ...

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...


A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartend...

In his own defence


After being sentenced to 32 years in jail for ...

Letter Written Slow


A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DA...

Insurance Claim Statements


1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house a...

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical...


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Mental Health Patient


It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire ri...

Bar


So this guy walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Window washers


There were 3 male windowwashers. One Mexican ...

Goofy Wundermints!


Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient fund...

A cool Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wat is the mammal of the sea called.....Whale ...

Lost while hunting


Two men from Canada were out hunting. They dec...

The Trainee...


A man joins a big corporate empire as a traine...