Once there was a chinese man. he worked at a food mart stand in a village. he could only say one word. he can say me me me me me,forks and knives, forks and knives and plug it in plug it in. There was a murder and the police man came up to the guy and said do u know who killed tht man, The chinese man said,, me me me me. Then the police man said what did you kill him with? The guy said forks and knives, forks and knives. Then the police man said i am going to take you to the electric chair. and the guy said plug it in, plug it in.
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