A man comes home to his fathers house for vacation. He comes in the door and steps over the new dog. That night, while eating dinner, the man notices that the dishes are still dirty. So he tells his father.His father replies
"Thats as clean as cold water can get em"
So he just finishes eating, as normal.A week goes by and the man is ready to leave, but the dog is in the way.The old man says
" Get out of the way cold water"
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