One day John was at the doctor trying to quit smoking."now"said the doctor "the nurse will come with ciggares you say blah".when the nurse came John said"blah"."purfect"said the doctor.Suddenly John took a ciggar and lit it.What are you doing?"asked the doctor"what was that blah for then?"."for the nurse" replied John.
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