Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Roses for the Wife


Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of t...

The dumb dude who got electecuted


there was this guy that couldnt talk so he wen...

Dead Old Lady


A guy went to the opera.He kept saying me me m...

Can You See?


Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at ...

EHAHEHAH


A MOM HAS 3 KIDS. THE 1ST KID GOES UP TO THE M...

Hurts all over


A young woman went to her doctor complaining o...

Doughboy


What do u see when the pillsberry doughboy ben...

Tickle-Me-Elmo


A woman, desperate for work, applies for a job...

Flat tire by the nut house


Mr Jones is driving past the state mental hosp...

The Frog Scientist


There was this not too bright scientist doing ...

3 idiots


there were three men working on the empire sta...

Flaming Airplane


Four guys were in an airplane, which was going...

Actual Events


These are actual events that took place in our...

Dear Son...


Dear SonI am writing this slow cause I know yo...

XMODEM - A spot-marking transfer protocol....


XMODEM - A spot-marking transfer protocol.

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship....


White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relatio...

The Missing Lawn Ornament


(true story)


A little old Lady from here in...

The school building


What has four legs and can jump as high as a s...

Irish Pudding


A Irishman went to the doctors with a hole in ...

The Great Escape


A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospi...

I don't have any solution, but I certainly...


I don't have any solution, but I certainly adm...

Work hazard


A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work ...

First time at Football


A guy took his girlfriend to her first footbal...

Father to be


A nervous father-to-be called the hospital.Whe...

Castration (Ouch!)


Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want t...