There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer,
a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the
car just stops by the side of the road, and the three
engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the
electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault
might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing
much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming
emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the
Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes
up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows,
get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe
it'll work !?"
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