After being sentenced to 32 years in jail for robbery, Alvin Washington of Clifton Heights, Pa., argued, successfully, that he should have a new trial because he wasn't given the opportunity to defend himself in the first proceeding. At the second trial he was his own lawyer and this time was given an 80-year sentence.
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