Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Sandwhichs at lunch time


There were three guys (black, white, mexican) ...

The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees


[San Jose Mercury News]


An unidentified man,...

14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test


14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test

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Critical thinking on the farm


Two stupid farmers had this mule that was a ve...

RUMOR: Big business merger pending


We wish to repeat an interesting business rumo...

New Chicken Farmer


A city slicker moves to the country and decide...

Mental power outages ...


My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with ...

The sound of a train in the distance


A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the ...

Stand up nuts!


The recreational director of a mental hospital...

Help!


Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Ok...

Outsmarting the Boss


A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and...

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Cliffhanger


Once upon a time there were two men who had go...

Wrong Time, Wrong Place - 1990 Darwin Awards nominee


A man tried to commit a robbery in Renton, Was...

What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?...


What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?


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Dirty


What do you call a white boy in a dumpster ?

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Chanting at the Asylum


A man walks to work every day. On his way the...

Population Control


A population control program had been introduc...

Old one


whats long brown and sticky?


a stick!

The Crazies


A man is walking along the road, when he hears...

When it gets hot


A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are plannin...

The Gene Pool is Contaminated


In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men wer...

A visti from the FBI


The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""H...

Following directions for the mentally handicapped


An institution for the mentally ill arranged f...

In the theater


At the movie theater there was a man laying ac...