Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his...


Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tr...

STUPID


YOUR SO STUPID YOU GOT STABBED IN A SHOOT OUT

Two guys who wanted to pick up women.


Vito and Vladimir


There were two guys who wa...

Bath tub trouble


there was a brother & sister in the bath t...

Wrong instructions.


A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s...

How do


how do you fit a elephent in a gum machien at ...

Jimmy Crack corn


Why did they make a song about jimmy cracks co...

True Insurance Claims


True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...

Proof you can build a better idiot!


The following are actual statements found in i...

How to keep an idiot busy


how to keep and idiot busy
scroll down


keep...

The fastest thing in the world


Whats the fastest thing in the world?......a f...

New Boaters


Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, (located i...

The cowboy and the coffin


Once upon a time, a cowboy that was supposed t...

Letters To Landlord


Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants...

If a straight line fit is required, obtain...


If a straight line fit is required, obtain onl...

Suicide Attempt


1st man: I woke up this morning and felt so ba...

Kniting


A lady is driving on the highway and also knit...

Screwy Date


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...

You are so poor...


You are so poor, I saw you kicking a Big Mac B...

Buried in the right suit


A woman goes into a funeral home to make arran...

Incompetent Counterfeiter


An incompetent counterfeiter spent all day mak...

A skeleton joke


How do you make a skeleton sad?
answer take a...

Ridgefield Humer


EDITOR'S NOTE: I have no idea why Ridgefield ...

On a clean disk you can seek forever....


On a clean disk you can seek forever.

Diner Story


A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop ...