At the movie theater there was a man laying across two seats. The usher comes down and says "Excuse me sir but you can only use one seat, I'm going to have to ask you to move." The man just grunts. The usher says again "Sir, if you don't move I will have to call the manager." Again the man just grunts. So the usher goes to get the manager. the manager says "Sir, if you don't move I will have to call the police, so I suggest you move". But once again the man only grunts. So the manager calls the police. The police come and say to the man "OK, what's your name?" The man replies "Joe" Then the police officer says "And Joe, where did you come from?" The man painfully answers, "the balcony"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.