Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

"The Megabrontothaurus Maximus was so large,...


"The Megabrontothaurus Maximus was so large, i...

Ode To Spell Checker...


Ode To Spell Checker


Eye halve a spelling ch...

Phone Number


Ring Ring...
Hello, who is it?
Is your phone...

Trick question


The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so...

DUMB Questions Part 4!


What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
...

Driving to Disneyland


My dumb cousin was driving down the highway to...

A-MAN -DUH


So two friends walk into a party and the one f...

This is sooo funny!!!


Why did the chicken cross the road???


Well y...

Walt Disney is in suspended animation....


Walt Disney is in suspended animation.

Psychiatric Christmas Carols


Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?


M...

3 men


Three men were builing a bridge and they decid...

Retarted


Their was a retarted kid and today is 1st day ...

Black people


Why dont Black people dream????


because the ...

How is a computer like an erection?...


How is a computer like an erection?


It stays...

A dumb robber ... true story


A robber robs a store and doesnt notice te cam...

Dumb dumb dumb news bits


AT&T fired President John Walter after nin...

Eggs


what do you call a boiling egg?
A egg in wate...

TAKEAWAY


BLOKE RINGS INDIAN TAKEAWAY FOR CURRY
DO U DE...

Stinko


Q: What do you get when you cross a stink and ...

Klein bottle for rent - inquire within....


Klein bottle for rent - inquire within.

Camping Trip


Sally, goes on her first camping trip. Her hus...

Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch®...


Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch�


Question: M...

Pennsylviania


You know your in Pennsylviania when the tar pa...

Old Engineers never die -- they just have...


Old Engineers never die -- they just have slow...

Wishes in the Desert


Three men were trekking through the desert and...