A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens.""Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!""Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
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