Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Jokes-for-nerds Jokes

Really dumb


1. Whats brown and stickey


a stick!
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Look at that dog


Bob and Ray walking down the street. Bob said,...

Guy's - Don't Do This On A Date


There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here ar...

Smile!


Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all...

Swallowed a condom


The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call ...

Dealing with moles


Man: Did you kill that mole in my garden?Garde...

The man on the Island


From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bear...

Escaped


Three men escape from prison. The first tells ...

Skydiving


Once there was this guy that went skydiving.Af...

Twins


Headline in today's newspaper:


"Suicidal Twi...

Claiming your deer


A man takes his wife hunting, and impresses on...

Alein


Whats more fun than taping a dead alien baby t...

Multilingual


A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up ...

Let's put this into sensible units - - like...


Let's put this into sensible units - - like fu...

Bored? Try these!


Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your lif...

Vacationing in Transylvania


Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationi...

Blackjack and tipping


A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirtee...

Greenhorn In Alaska


A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two...

Survey Says...


These are actual answers given by contestants ...

Grasshopper


a scientist doing experiment on a grasshopper....

Paghalay


aik bacha tha, woh paghal tha


ahahhahahahahh...

Scientific Observation


A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist a...

Heat


I threw a ciggerate out my window it landed on...

It may very well bring about immortality,...


It may very well bring about immortality,
but...

At the crazy farm!


A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mo...