Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists?
Because sometimes neigh means yay.
Horse Jokes
A man is driving down a country road
A man is driving down a country road when he lo...
11 was a race horse
11 was 12
11 1 1 race
12 1 1 2
I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse.
He told me the end is neigh.
Donald
Duck walked into a bar.
He drinks three whiske...
I just got my second charlie horse of the day
Atleast it wasn't a Frank
A man walks out of a bar...
He realizes he must be drunk after having seen ...
A horse walks into a bar...
"Why the long face?" asks the bartender... The ...
A horse walks into a bar...
A horse walks into a bar. Everyone leaves seein...
A horse walks into a bar
And the bar tender says "why the long face?"
Th...
A knight comes running into a tavern...
... and he shouts out, "A horse, a horse! My ki...
The men on the run...
So there's three criminals on the run from the ...
What do get when a white horse mates a black donkey on the road?
A zebra crossing!
Flogging the dead horse
During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally ...
Horse walks into a bar
I made a horse walks into a bar joke. So here i...
One day the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse knocked on the gate of the king of England's Castle.
A few moments later a guard answered, he looked...
What do the Amish call a horse with gas?
Air conditioning.
What do you call the area where a horse lives?
The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
I decided to go horseback riding yesterday
Yesterday was not a good day. I decided to go h...
A horse walks into a bar
Bartender looks at him and says your face is ve...
Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW]
So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of ...
Joke: The Accident
One day, the king and his daughter were walking...
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse on a muddy hill.
So a horse walks into a bar...
And many people leave because that is a safety ...
A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers.
So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores.