Yesterday was not a good day. I decided to go horseback riding something I haven't done in over 20 years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow but then we went a little faster and before I knew it we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop it just kept going around and around in a circle.Thank goodness the store manager at Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the machine.
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